THE ANGRY URINAL!!!

Well, as promised back to the more light hearted here at the pub tonight.

I feel there is nothing more comical than everyday life, the most funny things (in my opinion) are not fabricated or thought up they just happen to normal everyday people like you and I. Now when you get to witness one of these happenings first hand, well you can't pay for better comedy. Now if the happening is actually happening to you, then perhaps it is a tragedy and not so much comedy for you! My spin on this is....if I was the one who had the misfortune of one of these events happening to me....everyone else would laugh, that's just the way it goes, so when it happens to someone else I laugh, it's funny cause it's not me!!! :)

So enough with the prelude on with the tale of the ANGRY URINAL!!

Today I happen to be in need of a washroom break during my work day. Seeing as I am on the road 99% of my day, Tim Horton's seems to be the rest stop of choice. So we pull into the local Tim Horton's and I go in to use the facilities. Now without going into to much detail, let's just say during this event I was seated....nuff said.

While I am attending to my business I can't help but think that the washroom smells like someone has pissed everywhere but in the urinal. Still, there was a reason I was there so I decided to just carry on. Another gentleman enters the washroom a moment later and goes to the urinal. Now all I can see of this person is his feet and after a moment he decides to flush the urinal, not once but twice. Let me tell you, he will NEVER flush a urinal more than once ever again in his life!!!
After the second flush there comes this odd noise from the urinal and then SPLOOSH a tidal wave of water comes barrelling all over his feet and running into the stall where I am. I don't know if he was stunned or what, but he just stood there for what seemed to be quite a long time before he reacted with JESUS CHRIST!!! LMAO, then he jumps back and exits the washroom. I of course was ok, just had to pick up my feet and watch where I stepped upon exiting the washroom. I could hear him out of the washroom complaining to someone.

Needless to say it made me laugh to near tears, even now....really because it wasn't me, wish I had been able to see his reaction though, would have been priceless.

Oh ya, and I figured out why the place smelled that way, guess the urinal had been plugged, wonder how many others chose to flush twice prior to this. LOL.

Cheers,